Favorite Game: Metroid Prime Favorite Book: The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Favorite Movie: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Favorite Actor:
Robin Williams Favorite Sport: Bowling Favorite Anime: Robotech Favorite Cartoon: The Angry Beavers Recommended Reads: The Lord of the Rings The Ender Saga
Halo: The Fall of Reach Take a second right now to bow to me, for I am the Commander of the Supreme Smiley/Emoticon Army! "If all else fails, Don't
Panic, put a towel over your head." -Prot-o-Grail In Loving Memory Of Fred Rogers: "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in
the neighborhood....." -Fred Rogers "Rot In Pieces" -Eminem I am Exodia, The One, God of Fate, wielder of The One Stick and The One Ring of
Power. Enough said. "Have you noticed the river of LA-VA?" -Manny The Last Alliance: This is my favorite scene from The Lord of the Rings movies, at
least for the moment. Here are some links to pictures of it so you can see just how cool it is for yourself.
http://www.xenite.org/faqs/lotr_movie/pics/cinefex_03.jpg (Ignore the bottom picture on that one; that's just how they made that scene.) "The things
that we fear most have already happened to us." -The Path to Love by Deepak Chopra(Recited by Robin Williams in the movie One-Hour Photo) Fun Reflections
On Life 1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 3.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape. 4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. 5. Do you think illiterate people get the
full affect of alphabet soup? 6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. 7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face
he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window? 8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone
going faster than you is a maniac? 9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no
idea where she is. 10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there
picking the locks, they are always locking three of them. 11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of
your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. 12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if you've got a tee shirt with
bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem. 13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's
because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the walls. 14. A lady came up to me on the
street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any
witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." 15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the
Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore. "Use everything at your disposal, Dispose of everything." -Metroid Prime Slogan
"Sometimes the only way to defeat a predator is to become one." -Metroid Fusion Slogan